In order to be a true liberal you have to be able say the following without laughing so hard as to wet yourself:
Man causes climate change
The New Deal ended the Great Depression
The Great Society worked
Alger Hiss was innocent
We're stealing Iraq's oil
Marx had some good ideas
The economy is a zero sum game
Iran's president says some kooky things, but he's not as bad as Bush
Fairies exist
Islam is a religion of peace
Betty Friedan was a babe and a smart cookie to boot
Millions of Americans have lost their freedom under the Patriot Act
Sean Penn's rantings make sense
Gun Buy Back programs reduce crime
John Grisham is a great legal writer
Abortion is in the constitution
There's no difference between Christianity and radical Islam
That guy on TV really can talk to your dead relatives
Hollywood actors and writers really have their finger on the pulse of the Real America
Looks don't matter
Industrialization and racism caused all poverty in America
The media is too hard on Democrats
Trees talk
Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid are smart, even-tempered & value individual liberty
Obama's policies represent an entirely new direction for the Democratic Party
Melissa Etheridge writes great Rock n Roll
Teddy Kennedy was just unlucky that night
Che was a great role model and those t-shirts are rad
America's imperialist foreign policy was responsible for 9/11
Al Franken is really smart & funny and will make a great senator
No, I don't crack up every time I hear Barney Frank
Jessica Simpson desires me.
OK, I gotta go change my pants!!
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