(Reposted from the myspace blog)
I was called eurocentric and ethnocentric by a liberal today. I think that means I annoyed her. God, I love it when I'm effective!
Why yes, I do think western civilization is worth dying for. And killing for.
Trust is for lovers and fools. Believe if you want, but you better keep a hidden lockbox with cash and a gun.
Do not agonize at home alone waiting for her to call you back. Go to the bar, order a whiskey, and flirt with a waitress.
Your child is not as cute to others as he or she is to you. Keep this in mind the next time you tote the little crumb cruncher along when you go to a restaurant or board a plane.
Gore wasn't cheated in 2000 and Kerry wasn't cheated in 2004. Get over it.
Most of the issues that concern the lunatic fringes of both right and left won't matter a whit to most voters in '08. The 4 top issues will be as follows: 1) The situation in Iraq (Visible Progress or Not), 2) The mortgage market/economy, 3) The price of gas, 4) Illegal Immigration (The rest of the country does not want to turn into California)
Things that won't matter either way: Gay Marriage, Abortion, The reasons we entered Iraq in the first place, Global Warming (Hopefully man made global warming will be exposed for the fraud it is, but I digress), Health care (A good economy trumps this every time), any scandal manufactured by congressional Democrats (They shot their wad in '06), The Tax code (This saddens me as The Fair Tax is a great idea), judicial appointments (Another subject that should get more attention), terrorist, er, I mean detainee rights, George W. Bush's approval ratings, Anything the New York Times Editorial board thinks is important, Ted Kennedy, the opinions of the lunatics who post on DailyKos and DU, Pat Buchannon, Anything written in The Nation or Mother Jones, Third Parties, The things canidates actually say, rather than what is spun in the media.......
The St. Louis Rams will go 0-16 to my utter dismay.
I will throw up in my mouth when my insurance agent quotes me the auto insurance rate for my 16 year old son
Mark Twain's writings are still a pleasure to read. John Grisham is an utter bore.
The radio in Springfield, Missouri would have to climb 3 flights of stairs to get to totally suck-ass.
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